I need to shower but also want to preserve my rad hair colour: a punk rock autobiography
there can only be a certain number of dentists in the world at any time, no more or less.
if you kill a dentist, you become a dentist
what if you kill 2 dentists
you immediately give birth to a second dentist
what if you’re a boy
nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..
it’s not you, its your eyebrows
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
please promo us we’re alive but barely breathin
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
stop being such a sweetheart, omg you’re putting other boys to shame. i highly doubt anyone could be bothered by you, lovely person.
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
people are following me probably thinking im cool
you are completely right