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operationivysaur:

I need to shower but also want to preserve my rad hair colour: a punk rock autobiography 

there can only be a certain number of dentists in the world at any time, no more or less.

monetizeyourcat:

psychoqueer:

monetizeyourcat:

if you kill a dentist, you become a dentist

what if you kill 2 dentists

you immediately give birth to a second dentist

what if you’re a boy

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

lolrule:

please promo us we’re alive but barely breathin

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

ayyyebrows:

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stop being such a sweetheart, omg you’re putting other boys to shame. i highly doubt anyone could be bothered by you, lovely person.

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

scruffyqueer:

of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right